5.9.08

Flight Deux from Chick to Providance


This old man walked so slow. It's like we were playing Red Light Green Light and he was the red light.



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Airport terminal at Chicago O'Hair



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Brachiosaurus (pronounced /ˌbrækiəˈsɔrəs/), meaning "arm lizard", from the Greek brachion/βραχιων meaning "arm" and sauros/σαυρος meaning "lizard", was a genus of sauropod dinosaur that lived during the Late Jurassic Period and possibly the Early Cretaceous Period. It was named thus because its forelimbs were longer than its hind limbs. One of the largest animals ever to walk the earth, it has become one of the most famous of all dinosaurs and is widely recognised worldwide.

For many decades, Brachiosaurus was the largest dinosaur known. It has since been discovered that a number of giant titanosaurians (Argentinosaurus, for example) surpassed Brachiosaurus in terms of sheer mass.



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Tess is nothing compared to the brachiosaurus. He could eat her in one gulp. No he couldn't he was an herbivore, and only ate plants. If tess were made of plant matter he could eat her in one gulp.



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Look at how thin he is! That's the latest celebrity dinosaur diet trick for loosing weight!
It's so apealing!


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He must have a hard time walking in doors. I almost hit my head and i'm not very tall at all. I think we should think a bit more about who will be visiting when we design our buildings. Equal rights!



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This is our airplane.



The [thing that you walk on to get on the airplane], tess, and cliff.



Did you know that the inflatable slide can be used as a raft?



Messages like this are listed everywhere for passengers. (I did step outside of this line, just to test the wing foils)


I'm such a wimp. I got a bloody nose (from the pressure change?) and accidently bled all over my complimentry napkin. They only give you ONE, I wanted to save that.
I am so ashamed.

Did you know that every time you fly Ted you can earn miles toward a flight on United?


on the way out


Baggage claim n. pre-1600, german orgion. 1: where young people can find distributed and preplaced elderly persons and claim them for personal use. There were old people. one lady kept creeping in front of us and eventually we had to push her on to the conveyor belt. she went to the back and never came back.



After we got in the car Megan's GPS said "you have arrived at your destination." We got out and waited for the GPS to say it was time to go again.

Megan is very youthful. We did NOT find her at Baggage Claim.




Would you believe it, there was an earthquake right under this sign as i was taking a picture?


They l-o-v-e dunkin' donuts here. One a 45 minute car ride we passed 31 different DD's. Also, do NOT call dunkin' donuts double d's. you can call them dunkin' d's or double d's.


I don't know if you would believe it, but we did not see peter girffin while we were in providance and we did not see pawtucket pat in pawtucket.

4.9.08

Flight Une To Chicago

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The views and events expressed below are the views of the camera and a witty commentator and are not of 20th Century Fox or its affiliates. The special features of this disk were not rated by the FDA and should not be consumed in part or whole.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, we woke up and went on a trip, this is the catalogue of that adventure told in pictures and short stories.




We saved the packing for the morning of the trip. Saves time that way.

Good Bye Unit P162! Tess and Cliff. ~5:50am before either one had drunk any coffee.
Hello Dominique Trunk!
Our First flight. It was a small plane, look closely to see the pilot/copilot.
Boarding ===bore-ding
The Cabin where abe lincoln was born. That was made out of wood, and in 1865. Shut up, it's true! This was the cabin. No it wasn't quit telling people that. Lincoln was born there.




Just the thought of leaving home was enough for tess to vomit. It was a good type of vomit though. It also smelt bad the entire flight because the stewardesses did not want to take it away. This is the part of the country where circles are born.


Fasten seat belts and be sure your computer is in the upright and locked position, this adventure is just beginning. Also, why do spanish take up so much space? English must be a compact-er language, or something.

Next time: Chicago to Providence, so don't touch that dial!

3.9.08

I'm Leaving, Never looking Back Again

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