Flight Une To Chicago

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, we woke up and went on a trip, this is the catalogue of that adventure told in pictures and short stories.




We saved the packing for the morning of the trip. Saves time that way.

Good Bye Unit P162! Tess and Cliff. ~5:50am before either one had drunk any coffee.
Hello Dominique Trunk!
Our First flight. It was a small plane, look closely to see the pilot/copilot.
Boarding ===bore-ding
The Cabin where abe lincoln was born. That was made out of wood, and in 1865. Shut up, it's true! This was the cabin. No it wasn't quit telling people that. Lincoln was born there.




Just the thought of leaving home was enough for tess to vomit. It was a good type of vomit though. It also smelt bad the entire flight because the stewardesses did not want to take it away. This is the part of the country where circles are born.

Fasten seat belts and be sure your computer is in the upright and locked position, this adventure is just beginning. Also, why do spanish take up so much space? English must be a compact-er language, or something.

Next time: Chicago to Providence, so don't touch that dial!